Every morning when I drive on to base, I am greeted by a military member who checks my ID. Here’s what he or she is required to say to the occupant of every vehicle checked: “Welcome to Joint Base Anacostia/Bolling, America’s premier Joint Base.” Seems like a mouthful to have to say to thousands of cars a morning.
Everyday greeting
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Mad Dog, Esquire 
No wonder you want to liberalize drug policy — you work at a Joint Base. Do y'all use grow lights? Hydroponics?